This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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