yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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