just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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