I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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