i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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