Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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