i can't believe i had my finger in that
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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its like you know when i get waxed
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
