Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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