he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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