Just fell off a train. Bad.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We need to get me chipped asap
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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