Kiss
Puke
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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