I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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