It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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