is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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