I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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