32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Randomize
