It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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