marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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