Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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