Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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