Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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