Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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