Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
True strength comes from lack of pants
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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