Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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