That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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