I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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