I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Every concussion has its silver lining
This baby is an asshole
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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