she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
