and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
