Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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