I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Randomize
