i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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