i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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