Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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