i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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