Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
