: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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