Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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