the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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