You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Quick, to the slutcave!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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