if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i just google imaged poop.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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