Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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