Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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