Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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