That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Randomize
