He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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