She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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