NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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