We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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