I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I puked a lego.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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